Killer Whale

Killer whale.  Obviously.  I have no clue what to type here.  So here are some random facts.

Pigs cant look up
Frogs throw up by regurgitating their stomach, scraping the food out, and then swallowing it back in
Horses sleep standing up
Flamigoes can only eat when their head is upside down
There are 1,000,000 ants for every human in the world


I never said they would be about Killer Whales!
I am one strange child.

CRAZY QUOTES!!!

SORRY!!!  THEY WERE ALL SO FUNNY!  I COULDNT HELP MYSELF!  YOU KNOW UR HAPPY THOUGH

AQOTD: GRAMMAR

Ha!  Im so lucky that im so well at grammer.  And speling.  These peeple need two lern how too talk right.

GEEZ!!!

QOTD:

ADORABLE!!!  I am so glad I dont have a cat.  JK.  I STILL WANT ONE!!  How many of you have cats?

Which of these things do they do?

AMAZINGEST TRICK EVER

This is something that my grandfather sent me.  He always sends me the coolest things!  Tell me if it worked for you in the comment section.

Your Phone number will reveal your age. 

I do not know who discovered this. Really accurate. Interesting mathematical magic. Amazing 

It will take about 15 seconds. 

Try it. 

Read and do the simple maths in steps as below. 

[1] Take a look at your last digit of your cell phone number 
[2] Use this figure and multiply by 2 
[3] Then add 5 
[4] And then multiply by 50 
[5] And then add the number 1763 
[6] The last step; from the resulting number, subtract your birth year. 
Now you see a three-digit number. 

The first digit is the last digit of your phone number, the next digits is your actual age! 
Surprising?

AQOTD(Another quote of the day)- Creative Test-taking

This was originally in a picture, but it is way too hard to read.  I rewrote it without changing anything.



Pre- Test- Answer the questions as accurately as possible

1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

In his last one

2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom of the page

3. River Ravi, flows in which state?

Liquid State

4.What is the main reason for divorce?

Marriage

5. What is the main reason for exams

Failure

6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner

7. What looks like half an apple?

The other half

8. If you throw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?

A wet stone

9. How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

You can never lift an elephant that has one hand

11. If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges on one hand, and 4 apples and 3 oranges on the other hand, what would you have?

Very large hands

12. If it took eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take four men?

No time at all, the wall is already built

13. How can you drop a raw egg on a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, because a concrete floor is very hard to crack

This kid is a GENIUS!

QOTD(quote of the day): YA GOTTA LUV DORA

OMG!  When I was little, Dora would annoy me soo much!  This is what would happen:


Dora: Check the Map!

Me: Yay! Map!

Map: I'm the map, I'm the map, etc.  First go to the BLUE MOUNTAIN! Then the PURPLE STREAM, and then the ORANGE FOREST!!!

Me: Blue mountain, purple stream, orange forest.  Got it.

Dora: Where do we go first?

Me: The Blue Mountain!

Dora: ..............Where?

Me: The Blue Mountain!

Dora: Where?

Me: THE BLUE MOUNTAIN!!!  OMIGOSH!!!!

Dora: Where?


Me:  (defeats tv in a game of kickboxing)  MWA HAHA!  ADIOS DORA!!!

JK

I would just throw my slippers and stuffed toys at her face.